analog 030601


[05 Mar 2001|10:43pm]
moved furniture around today, fixed all the links in ana2 ( i hope )
made a new anagram, got all 4 cams working and "rave in my bathtub" working.

i can't get my sleepcam onto anacam because chillcam doesn't work for me anymore,
so i am going to point the cam in the livingroom at the picture of it on my computer screen. hopefully that page will keep refreshing throughout the night

[06 Mar 2001|12:27pm]
i had a few small babies marinated in xanax for breakfast with a nice side of scrambled peni with chives. mmmmm :)
hmmm, what shall i do today?

here's my list so far:

1) pretend i have no $ then leech plane tickets off my friends.
2) buy a mink coat
3) whine, bitch and moan about how how the camgirl life is so very difficult
4) soak in the priase of my ass kissing sycophants
5) get really sleepy then whine about how tired i am all the time
6) give xanax out to the homeless
7) make an appointment with the dr. to get some new improved boobs since mine are weird and my nipples point funny.
8) moan some more about how i am so broke but find some sucker to buy me some new boobs
9) hate men and seeth about that for awhile
10) dance naked around my house singing " la de da" while i think about all my money and how tomorrow will be yet another difficult, sleepy, grey day


so what are u going 2 do today? :)

(other posts i made to that long thread):

ah ya! thanks for the ideas! i totally forgot about that overmedicate myself part...i am too busy seething at men to do that today...i'll fit that in tomorrow right after i shove my ideas down everyone's throats and force them to read my livejournal everyday...hmmm, can i fit all that in? i WAS just planning on being a whore tomorrow but being too tired to walk the streets. but maybe i can rearrange my difficult camgirl schedule to fit that in tomorrow :)

i told that surgeon to just GO FOR IT, man. i said give me the biggest fakest breasts possible! i mean i wanna get my bucks worth!
i said , make sure my nipples point in a funny direction to make them ORIGINAL, and make them so damn firm that they feel like an android's wet dream!

i'm going to be getting pyramid shaped ones next time that aren't filled with anything. i want them to be hollow and made out of hard plastic, then i want a jingle bell in each, so you'll always hear my jingling wherever i go!

and i'm also going to put something secret in them...so that when my body is dead and gone, my pyramid shaped things will still be in there, ready to excavated by future aliens...who will then find the secret inside and therefore an entire new religion will arise from those.

an this religion shall be called " THEE ANAVERSE"!!!
mwhahahahahahahah!!!!
*mad scientist laugh*

it makes me happy to see that u are hallucinating today :)
keep on doing drugs! ya! that's the spirit!

so what's your fave calamari recipe? :)

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[06 Mar 2001|06:15pm]
i cut a lot of of sebastian's fur off that was on his face so he could see better and not drag his chin fur in the water dish, and he looks like a completely different dog now!
i think i like the before picture best. but it won't be long before he looks like that again, his fur grows so fast! :)


[06 Mar 2001|10:56pm]
what do u think would happen if i pointed my cams out my windows?
i think it's sad that i have not done that for fear of being stalked or worse.
but i really have so much to show u! why should my life have to be in danger just to show u something beautiful?
maybe my life wouldn't be in any danger at all, and i am missing out on whole other levels of experiences that i could share with u.
i hate to base my decisions on fear. i shouldn't have to be in fear for my life that if i wanted to take some cool pix of my neighbourhood and what's outside my window, i could have that option.
well, i always have that option.
do i go for it?
or do i play it safe?
this is a question i ask myself every day.