echo candy

i'm eating little candies out of a plastic pink elephant whistle clock
rattle wand spinning roulette game. and i'm not kidding. only from japan
do they do this. the official name of this object is: ELEPHANT CLOCK TOY CANDY. the elephant has googly eyes. yesterday, as i was trying to scry into the lake for the hidden mystery of the universe.........all i could
see was an elephant. and i said to myself over and over, "elephant................elephant.................elephant................ELEPHANT???"
and i laughed and looked over at the indians having a barbecue.
oops, product of taiwan!! excuse me.
i have another one called :GUARDS MAN TOY CANDY. you shake it and its arms hit its head and it's really loud. and i can't get any of them open to get the candy out. so i remembered i had a chocolate turtle. saved my life. i also have a jar of those red hot cinnamon jaw breakers.
once a fan gave me chocolate roses. i ate them for breakfast for the next 2 days.
actually, it's a lie that i'm eating the candies from the elephant clock toy, i attempted to, but this attempt has now been aborted. plan b. more chocolate turtle.
i have 3 echo mics. they are big plastic toy microphones with springs inside so when you talk into one , it kinda sounds reverby. made in china. this is what it says on the box:
"an enjoyable megaphone which needs not to use battery. it uses echo to
magnifying voice. it is light in weight."
"pa pap,
ma ma,
i and lady employess
to play with it together!"

"THE PLAYS WITH IT IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS:
it does not use battery, it is operated with echo, a super-light megaphone with lots of enjoyments such "echo mic" needs not to use the power source which the real megaphone requires, not it uses loud speaker and amplifier etc. with it, we can easily have good time with the interesting megaphone with echo.
WE CAN PLAY WITH ITS ECHO.
one's mouth makes close to its main body for speaking loudly or signing songs. the skill for one is to speak loudly and then the better echo we
can have.....

IT CAN BE USED FOR ACHIEVING GOOD EFFECT OF VOICE.
except that it is used as megaphone, shake the main body lightly and you get the magic voice to meet the occasional use.
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so, you can plainly see the reason for having three :)
how does one part with such things?
shine on,
ANA thee faerie queen :)

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