how i could become a coat :
1) after i die someone could take my skin and make a coat out of it OR
2)when i make my anadolls with my real hair adorning the heads of 7 out of the 777 dolls ever made.by the year 3044( oh, i'm just making up a number for the "future" ),2 out of the 777 make it into hands of two people who just happen to have the warped enough mind to really go ahead and clone me from strands of my hair illegally in handmade plastic vats in their houses.
the skin of my many clones goes for a high price to an upcoming haute couture fashion designer who makes coats and other apparel
from it for next big fall show. he knows this will be the only push he needs to make in order to push him into the superstardom
of cult status. he is right. soon every fashion designer has caught on to the "clone skin from obscure cult following woman from 2066 ( or the nearest equivelent ).
the tvs purrs ambient memes, " so they say you can't understand until walk in another's shoes? well not anymore..."
and a new pair of violet ash coloured ultralopers spin in the holovision for u to inspect.
"walk around in ana voog's shoes for only 99 edollars only at edollars.com. it even comes with it's own dna kit to
test authenticity!"
anyway...so all the coats become really uncool when the repostalternativepromodernprewar3 political movements begin ( again! )
and they are all tossed aside into garbages. except for two, which this one weird old woman packs away into a big yellow plastic box. ( she doesn't throw anything away, but really in this case i think she keeps them cause deep down inside she just KNOWS she was ana voog in a semi-parallel life but she can't tell anyone because they'll all think she's crazy..which she's not scared that people will think that's a bad thing as in ..she should seek help..but they'll just think it's so 2042. everyone acted crazy that year. ya, ok, i admit it was FUN for a MINUTE, but u can only go so far with that.)
anyway...that woman dies many years later, so the coat ended up in the garbage anyway.
but luckily it got picked out of the trash many many years later when it fell out of orbit and unthawed. a boy who was walking home and then suddenly remembered that his
teleserve was not working very well lately and that he needed something organic to to put through to test it, and everything in his house
was not organic, so he was happy when he came across the jacket on top of the garbage heap that had appeared last week right by his house.( who was he to ask questions? )it had kind of slid down from the top of the pile, and who could miss it with that dated colour? ew.
his teleserve was small and cheap, not meant for the teleportations of living things. it's "the future" version of what email is today, except u can rearrange the atoms in it to create something entirely new out of whatever u put in there ( like star trek )

he popped it in the teleserve to convert it into a different organic substance. and pressed "one very used shaved lamb jacket from 1947" which made him laugh everytime he pressed it because it was so absurd. he didn't even know what a lamb was, but it sounded like something funny :)
but this time he didn't pop it back in again again to convert it into his dinner that evening. usually beans and rice.
he felt pretty cool that he'd been introduced to seeds from the early 3,000's as food in a TL( telekinesis list) he had just become a part of ( non discussion...he didn't have the guts to join a discussion telekinesis list )
and had figured out to mutate the configurations on his teleserve to make it and he felt like he was connecting with
some sort ancient mystical power when ever he ate it. he couldn't explain it, and he'd never admit it to anyone..even though everyone could read it on his mind so what was the point of denying?but he had a bit of a rebel in him, even if that did make him a bit of a dork. but he just felt something...something good, and he wanted to keep that precious.
but he ended up not eating because all of a sudden he just didn't feel very well so he just decided to go turn on the sleeplight and go to bed.
the next day his girlfriend comes over, sees the lamb jacket and busts out in laughter. "ohmigod, i knew u had that configuration
but i forgot u had! let's walk around with it today and leave it somewhere as a sculpture 5,125 years ago and break into people's minds and see what their exact thought will be 8 years before they think it! there is this super antique version of that game with ultrafeel at the iball inline. it's so posty!"
she was into all that retro stuff like he was, that's why he loved her so much. it didn't take a lot to keep her endlessly amused :)

after hanging around 1991 for about 1/2 an hour they just couldn't take it anymore because they were just about to laugh much to hysterically in public for 1991. it was too primitive then and people didn't know how to react to strong emotion mostly because no one could even read minds to find out what the fuss was about. and just as they were about to leave she broke into the mind of another girl, a block away , by mistake...it was like her mind wandered into the other girls mind. the other girl, rachael, would be thinking in 8 years exact to that minute ( ok, so the game was off a few minutes, but it was antique, so u have to give it a bit of slack )" isn't it weird that i'm sitting here typing out this story about how i might have gotten this lamb jacket from a girl in the future?"

and so she KNEW she HAD to give the jacket to that girl! she thought, "maybe that person who gave her the lamb jacket was me?"
she knew the chances might be slim, but still, just for fun..she had to do it. it was almost to much of a coincidence! she found the girl's body signature and gave her the coat, telling her that she just didn't want the coat anymore. rachael looked at the coat perplexed, since it was summer. 6 years later she would change her name to ana (here's the story behind that)

later on, back in 6017,the girl and her boyfriend lounge around the house trying to figure out the configuration of coffee. there had been so much "coffee" in 1991, what was coffee anyway? sounds godawful, they thought. and they laughed at the possibility that the ana that had been cloned to make the coats could be the same person as that girl in 1991, the original ana, who made the dolls because then..in a way...she'd be wearing herself!"

"woa, it was just too much", they giggled." probably not"

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well, that was an unexpected story that just popped out of me all in one big thing ! :)now it's 20 to 5am. really should get this up and in to bed!