| september
29th, 2006 |
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3:33pm
1:30pm
http://spiral.gallery.sytes.org/
12:03pm
cold and grey
not much to say
the bill of rights
died today.
R.I.P.
America 1776-2006
It was a short lived country with a love of competition, money, and celebrity,
heavily influenced by the roman empire.
Ironically, on the date of it's birth, the book "The History of the Decline
and Fall of the Roman Empire" was published.
It will be most remembered for it's imaginative ways of fucking up the entire
Earth, the ipod, reality tv shows, really bad porn, Mcnuggets, and bombing
things, killing more living beings than any other nation preceding it, making
Death it's #1 export as well as import.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder and massive gluttony have been determined
to be the cause of death.
it leaves behind it's grandchildren, "war on terror" and "extreme apathy", and children "coke vs. pepsi" and "mac vs. PC"
although "war on terror" is in critical condition in an undisclosed hospital in mexico after suffering from a major heart attack upon hearing the news. (these claims may be false because of the ongoing shrugging as to whether or not it had a heart in the 1st place. scientists are too befuddled about whether or not pluto is a planet to investigate).
please sacrifice your firstborn childen to Moloch for it's speedy recovery, anyway.
Please send your condolences or vast indifference to http://rawa.org
services will be held in Canada.
The Oddfellows will meet at The Great Hole of Ground Zero for the auction
of souls.
the bill of rights, in case anyone was wondering if such a thing ever existed
at all:
http://usinfo.state.gov/usa/infousa/facts/funddocs/billeng.htm
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