jan 4th, 2006
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and oh weird, i just got an email from someone who works at lionbrand yarn and they want to sponsor me to make something for some event they are going to at the end of january?
what an odd thing to be thrown my way in the weird mood i am in and all having been up all night looking at all the places in the world i'd love to walk freely about without being beaten by sticks or stones or thrown into the slave trade....and it's been interesting!
it's like looking at food you will never get to eat or something.
it kind of creates a madness. yes....

so anyway....lionbrnad yarn.
a thing for an event...
i wrote them back and asked for more information.
*curious*!

7:01am the next day....

google boogly earth

ok, i've been hooked on this google earth thing all night long.
now it's morning and i am still up!

i have found the weirdest things things in the district of columbia, i mean i already knew about the upsidedown pentagram and the owl, but then looking at street names and where things are places within streets names.
like between 11th st NE and 11th st SE (or nw and sw...i am so tired now...but they mirror each other which the district of columbia is so obsessed with doing)
looking at the addressed of things.
like what is on 1000 U St? whadillyup and the IO oddfellows?
even their phone code thing is 202.
to call the white hosue it's 1111
ok we GET it. you like DUALITY. NEAT.
i see U, U see ME, neat ya? you like? earth fun? you clonk me in the head i clonk you o the head!
clonk clonk! circle ROUND...sun ROUND....moon ROUND!!! man make CUBE! oooo cuuuuuuuuuuuube!
sharp corners LIKE! me perfect WILL! will of goooooood! spell god with TOO oooooooh's! 11:11!

and what is between O st and M st (it's like an N but it's an S! mmm. snakey! even has a "live cam" on it)

or we in the land of om or oz?
(no i'm not on drugs or even alcohol, although i should could use a beer right around now...oh did the moon just go into aries after being in fucking pisces for days? yes, i think that may be it. god, i slept for like 12 hours a day, now i'm UP and GOOGLING!)

 

and what is between O st and M st (it's like an N but it's an S! mmm. snakey! even has a "live cam" on it)

or we in the land of om or oz?

god they are just NUTS with the entire reflection thing. all the symmetry and reflection pools and jeez louis zoomooz already, you know wonk ouy?

fer cryin' out loud how many 33' tall penises does a world NEED and then to have REFLECTION pools for them all on top of it? jesus fuck get OFF the VIAGRA already. i heard you the FIRST monolith.

and then i spanned out and realized that the district of columbia is a fargin' CUBE.
what is UP with this cube thing? and yes george washington and his little l'enfant buddy had a little fetish going on there. there sure did!

the masons and their cube's! all dating back to mecca and that "cube of all cubes"
and the orthodox jews and the cubes they tie to their heads and arms.
cube cube cube! i feel like i am a monkey on the moon throwing a bone into the sky.

speaking of ka'ba and mecca and the cube try to go and see ANYTHING in mecca, saudi arabia and it's all blurred.

the whole city is blurred. what's up with that? it was THEE most blurred part on all of google earth i have thus far seen.
what if the whole world can "view the cube"? awww, mecca can't take it? is it like seeing the holy PENIS of god?
they have to blur god's pee pee from all the evil doers? or is it the EYE of god. ohhhh the eyeyeyeyeyeyeye. the alll seeeing eyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye! IT can see US but WE cannot see IT! it izzz too sensitive! it izzzz an eyeyeyeyeyeyeye! that is why they must cloak it in black and touch it's leetle belly button.

http://www.ece.ubc.ca/~tkhattab/Images/makkah-space.jpg
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/gulf/images/ik-mecca_01jan2000_1.jpg

give me a break. i am what's his name that was in twin peak's and he was in dune too. and that great scene in the end where he says the NAME and the big CRACK occurs in the guys head and on the ground or whatever it is. but it's a great scene.

ooo, i saw your CUBE! i SAW it! nah neee nah nee nah! *CRACK*

not only that but i'm going to disguise myself as a man and go MENSTRUATE on it.
i will be sure to do it the same forwards as backwards bloodoolb but i will not do it at 11:11!
i will do it at 3:19 and 26 seconds!

now that i have google earth, i already HAVE in my MIND.
your blurring action did not stop me! i am already there in the future. the future of 11:12 and it already has been done!

oh no! it hassss beeeeen done! ahhhhhmen!

i am going to start my own religion called the church of imperfeXion.

NOTHING symmetrical or even with straight lines will be allowed.
only things potato and gourd shaped objects. things with warts and cracks.
numbs and nubbly twubs.

cubes and hexagrams and pentagrams and pentagons and pryamids and obelisks and "golden arches" not allowed.
anything even REMOTELY resembling a golden spiral will be hereby declared unholy and uncool.

we will celebrate the wrinkle, the stain, and the wart.

and we will make sure to put it all in HIGH RESOLUTION for all to GASP and WAGGLE their rulers and protractors at.

how do we measure THAT?
this unholy MOLD this GROWTH?

it is not 10 by 10 miles square! it is not mirrored perfectly in the 77 degrees at 10:10am!

oh by the cult of isis i swear the HIGH RESOLUTION photos of IMPERFEXION will make you sweat and writhe!
in fact even the X will have to go. absolutely. it's too symmetrical. crosses are SO OUT. that is SO PRE 1-5-2006.
dear LORD i would not be caught DEAD wearing a cross. or even an O for that matter.
in fact the entire alphabet will have to go. everything needs updating. i'm rebooting the human computer.
game over. rubik's cube solved. ka ba shazam abracahabra betty boop ta do!
i do not choose order. nor do i choose chaos. i refuse to pick sides.
i refuse to play both sides. i'm just going to invent something entirely new.
i will call it nrtkjtcleu. yes, there it is. channelled forth from my fingers.
the name of god that cannot be spoken. there it is! juirehjfjhfbsdhfjd!
there it is again! oh my WORD! oinrtviertektret! the name of god! and the world is still here!

(yes, i've been up all night, yes...yes......)

the 1st order of command of the new church (not to be linear but hey...that's where ya gotta throw 'em right?
what you're linear! no wait your not yes you are..no...yes...!)

is to go find this man:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Tibbets

and beat the living crap out of him with tiny plastic zebras.
seriously, WHY has this not already been DONE!!??

zzziitttttt!!!! i'm in the future! i'm throwing tiny plastic zebras at his EYE!
he collects false eyelashes and sleeps with them under their pillows. shhhhhhh!
i steal them all and put them on his mother's grave.

10:57pm

now that i know that the word for those inventions that i didn't know the word for is :
Rube Goldberg machines
(thank you howie :)
it is , indeed the perfect anaology for what my movie is:

"A Rube Goldberg machine or device is any exceedingly complex apparatus that performs a very simple task in a very indirect and convoluted way. Rube devised and drew several such pataphysical devices. The best examples of his machines have an anticipation factor. The fact that something so wacky is happening can only be topped by it happening in a suspenseful manner."

yep! that's it!

i think that ALMOST basically sums up how my movie works. or is..or something.
it is one of those contraption whirlygig rube goldberg machines.
but in a movie form.

9:41pm

cooking class was so much fun!
it was more like seeing a cooking show on tv that you could just sit and watch (and participate if you wanted to), and then just get to eat what they make :)
we sat right in the front so it was like having a good chef prepare all the food in front of you.
now i FINALLY understand how to make a good miso soup and what do do with bonito flakes!
yessirrree, i can make Dashi now, which is kind of the basic soup stock in japan which is kelp and bonito flakes.
and now i know how to add the miso after and a little soy sauce and this wine stuff. it's all written down in the papers we got with.
it's so nice to know how to make a soup broth that does not involve beef, chicken, tomato, potato, or squash. and it takes no time to make it. THAT is the best part.
just a nice light broth. i'm happy :)
and i bought another little rice steamer. i had one from years ago and it was the best thing because it just turned itself off when it was done and so i never had to keep an eye on it or wash any pans that i had burned rice at the bottom or something. now i can eat rice and miso soup all winter :)

does anyone know of a good place online to buy good oolong tea?
i have been EVERYWHERE looking for oolong tea and NO ONE sells it.
what is up with that?

is oolong tea rare or something?

still don't know when i will get the dogs. the ealiest they might arrive is tomorrow afternoon, according to fuzzy.
it just depends on when her dad is getting out of the hospital from his surgery (which went well).

i'm puffed out to the max because i am right on the very very edge of getting my period.

i'm going to unwind now.

4:28pm

i have 45 inutes to get ready to go to cooking class.
i better hop to it!

4:05pm

ok, right here at this intersection that looks like a Y.
i want to know the EXACT address or at least where in the frick that is in spain so that i could arrive at it.
i would also lke to know the exact longitude and latitude of it.

then i want to know the EXACT longitude and latitude and ADDRESS of the opposite place on the planet which seems to be here in new zealand, a bit left of christchurch:

 

 

3:40pm

oh good grief i have been trying in vain for hours to find the EXACT names of the locations between this one place in galicia, spain, and another place that is right br christchurch, new zealand.
i did the dig a hole thing and found 2 places which were opposite each other which looked interesting, populated, easy to get to (as in not a remote island off antarctica), or weren't in the middle of some ocean or mountain or glacier.
i will post the screen prints i did of the 2 places and i'll see if anyone can help me put this puzzle together.
who knew it would be SO hard to find maps of places that are populated? i can either get sattelite imagery or maps but not both..anyway...it's been a bitch!
i'm going to go through my screenprints i made now and then put them up so people can help me out because this is driving me nuts!
i just want to stand somewhere on the planet and then be able to stand on the OPPOSITE side of that spot on that planet. who knew ir would be so DIFFICULT to figure out!

fuzzy's dogs will not be coming tonight but maybe tomorrow!

here are some pretty pictures of heard island and mcdonald island:

Geographic coordinates of islands:
53 06 S, 72 31 E

it's opposite appears to be somewhere near brightholme, saskatoon, canada.
if anyone can help me get the EXACT location of that down , it would be great!

the opposite of heard island is here, in saskatoon , canada:

 

 

2:37pm

learn about your spine:

http://www.pediatric-orthopedics.com/Topics/Bones/Vertebrae/vertebrae.html

1:40pm

i think i wrote to you a few days ago and told you i was in portal, north dakota as a fetus , right?
i was conceived in canada and then come through portal to america.
i'm not SURE because i can't find the journal entry which states when and where i was actually conceived, goshdarnit.
but i think it was in sasketoon? or somewhere really near there?
anyway...if you dog a hole from around saketoon, you come to this weird islands called heard islands and mcdonald islands:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Heard_Island.jpg

which are in the middle of bloody nowhere but have colcanoes on them.
they are uninhabited , so "they" say :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heard_Island_and_McDonald_Islands

if you google :
heard islands mcdonald

the 1st site it will take you to is a site by the CIA.gov.

verrrrrrry interesting!

if you know anything about all the conspiracies on the bloodlines of the illuminati, you will see mcdonald's is right up in there.
so my little conspiracy mind if rattling away about this now :)
i want to go to these islands!

they look magical :)

http://www.ga.gov.au/education/facts/dimensions/externalterr/heard.htm

"At a height of 230 metres, McDonald Island is a much smaller island, consisting of two distinct parts joined by a narrow central isthmus. Located at 73°36' East, 53°02' South, 43 kilo metres to the west of Heard Island, McDonald Island is also volcanic in nature, and home to a variety of sub-antarctic fauna and flora. Like Heard Island, this island has cliff-lined coasts and rocky shoals which make access from the sea very difficult. As a result, only two successful landings have been made on McDonald Island."

oo, look a place called christmas island:

http://www.ga.gov.au/education/facts/dimensions/externalterr/christma.htm

so many places on earth to explore!

http://www.heardisland.aq/

http://www.btinternet.com/~sa_sa/heard_island/heard.html

ok, i can't figure this map latitude longitude thing out at ALL.
i am hopeless with it.
by another google search, it would seem that the OPPOSITE of heard island would be somehwere in wyoming??

http://wogcc.state.wy.us/WellsByTwpRge.iHtml?Twp=53&Rge=72

i am so confused.

 

1:09pm

look, it's a little programme where you can dog through the earh to see where you'd go :)
it's so funny that so many people wonder this :)

http://grad.icmc.usp.br/~cipriani/bighole.php?lang=en

i'm not totally sure, but i think if you dig in new zeland you end up somewhere in europe! hmm!

if i dig somewhere in hawaii i end up somewhere in botswana, africa.

1:08pm

the opposite of portal north dakota:

damn!
i guess i won't be doing the sequel THERE :)

 

12:58pm

 

12:35pm

despite the fact that i got up at 3:30pm yesterday, i went to sleep at 9pm and then slept for 12 more hours.
what is UP with that?
i am just so sleepy it's nuts!
it has been grey here for weeks and today is no exception.
you can actually see the grey just hang in the air, seeping into your cranium and lulling you to sleep like the field of poppies in wizard of oz. although a black and white blurry version of a field of poppies.

i'm eating fresh fruit and drinking coffee. wake up wake up i say!

today is a busy day. i have to clean my house a bit for the arrival of 2 more japanese chins for a few days.
and then i leave at 5:15pm to go to a cooking class with jason to learn how to make varioous japanese foods, and then we will be home by 10pm-sh and then the dogs will come over and the madness will ensue :)

+++

Portal is a populated place in Burke County, North Dakota. It has an elevation of 1,953 feet.The estimated population of Portal is 131.

Degrees Minutes Seconds:
Latitude: 485945N
Longitude: 1023257W

Decimal Degrees:
Latitude: 48.99583
Longitude: -102.54917

does anyone know how i might find where on this earth is the OPPOSITE of portal , north dakota?
i think it's in thailand maybe?

 

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Horoscope for Aries (January 4 2006)

Think longer and harder before making a decision that could potentially affect your career. Be careful who you deal with. You will be able to clear up matters quickly if you have your papers in order.

and

Be flexible
You will have quite a lot of communication with others today through conversations, letters, phone calls and so forth. Use this interchange to test out your ideas and see how people react to them. If you have made such a strong commitment to a particular position that you are unwilling to see it challenged, you may be quite upset by some of the reactions. But that would be a poor attitude to take. You can correct your thinking on a number of issues without too much difficulty now. Even with the best intentions, however, you may run into quite a bit of disagreement today. This does not necessarily mean that you are wrong but that you should reexamine your position. If you find that it is difficult to reach compromises, delay any negotiations or discussions until another day.

and

The Moon is in dreamy Pisces today, heightening our sensitivity to things unseen. We are like psychic sponges now, soaking in the vibrations and feeling them as if they are our own, thus adding confusion to our day. Logical Mercury tenses up with Pisces' key planet, illusory Neptune, making it even harder to separate fact from fancy. Meanwhile, the Sun in ambitious Capricorn receives a supportive aspect from jovial Jupiter, giving us the notion that we can do anything. It will be easier if we check reality earlier in the day than waiting until it's too late.

and

Wednesday
Moon in Pisces
Sun Sextile Jupiter 00:44 am PST CAPRICORN-SCORPIO
This is the day you better stop using the holidays as an excuse, time to realize it's back to 'real life' unless you are one of the enlightened few that have been able to incorporate that true feeling into your everyday life. If so please let us all know when you're next workshop is. Mercury is fresh in Capricorn now, words can change reality. The Sun sextiles Jupiter, now in Scorpio, such a delightful thing. Like the explosion of underground gas lines, magma from the floor of a volcanic lake, oxidized blood vessels bursting during stress. Not to be to heavy but these are extremes of the release of energy, information, and matter. Initially the release of the unsaid, undone or the unforeseen is shock. As long as you didn't get any on you don't make any sudden movements but study the scenario. Minor details are important.