april 8th, 2005

late at night rants (beware):

screw you, muzzafuckah! woo hoo! i hope more of your kind get put in jail! sah-weet!

speaking of spam, does anyone know how the filters in gmail work? because i have put the word "fuck" into my filter and i STILL get spam with the word fuck in it. (i love the word fuck but i don't like the spam that comes with it, fyi)

what the FUCK? :)

in fact here are all my words i have put in my filters:

teens, teen, asshole, assholes, suck, fuck, tight, horny, sluts, slut, asian, Refinance, Loans, Phharmacy, Online, Casiinos, bucks, homeowner, download, downloads, VIAGRA, V1AGRA, software, purchase, medication, shop, pharmacy, drugs, valium, cheat, wives, confirmation, application, medication, husband, profile, sex, viagra, sexual, orgasm, VALIUM, cunts, cunt, cock, suck, CIALLlS, Vallium, WlAGRA, Erections, Orgasm's, profit, venture, Pharamacy, ppharmaccyy, onlinee, VAL1UM, associates, Pharamcy, online, casino, casiino, cassino, succeed, offer, qualify, druggs, pharmcy, pharmaccy, impotence, pharmaacy, pharmail, of-fers, pharmacy, pharrmacy, pharrmmacy, pharmmacy, drugss, pharmacyy, pharrmmacyy, pharmmacyy, teen, Teen, Cialis, Valium, Discreetly, Sexy, Boobs, Pussy, pussy, dildo, fucking, cocks, handjob, Ass, coed, banged, Software, ass, fucked, WALLIUM, WALIUM, handjob, cumshot, tits

we need to CUM up with the list of ALL lists of words we want to put into our filters.
every misspelling of every word. there should be a website with this in it that we can just cut and paste.

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speaking of fuck...

WHAT THE FUCK???

Elton John says Eminem is a 'Hendrix'

ya, elton, coming from a guy who hasn't writen a good song since the 70's and THAT was when you didn't write your own frickin lyrics!!
DUMBASS!
you're just saying what you're saying 'cause you've got a boner for eminem. fucktard.

(sorry, i'm in a really volatile mood tonight)

you may like eminem, whatever.... but he isn't a HENDRIX.
a HENDRIX????
PUH-LEEZ!

*tries to dig her fingernails out of the ceiling (be glad it's not your scalp)*


10:59pm

the mork and mindy thing wasn't as bad as i thought it would be.
we didn't watch tinker tailor but milk chan.
when jason wakes up he has to write a 15 page paper on something i don't even understand.
and then we are going to drink early grey tea with our teapot for the 1st time, then go for a walk, and then go food shopping.
i'm glad that there is not much more in my mind than that right now.
sometimes it is good to just have normal days with not much going on.

7:12pm

walked with jason for an hour outside. it was again, super windy.
tonight we are going to wacth another episode of tinker tailor soldier spy
and thne finally watch that unauthorized biography on mork and mindy, which we taped and we know it's terrible but we have to watch it :)

did anyone notice that yesterday i wrote i am now the longest running homecam on the internet?
*meow*?
i thought that was a pretty cool marker in anacam's history :)

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gonna go make some food now.

none of those things i drank made me pee. can you believe that?
my body is holding onto water for dear life.
i give up. i guess i will just be a bloatation device for the next few days.

i got a million suggestions for diuretics, but since i don't have any of the things people suggested, it doesn't help me.

 

5:24pm

thanks kah for the compilation cd and picture :)

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no one answers me on the vinegar question.
so i just drank about 1/4th cup of baslsamic vinegar and see if that does anything. i also drank the juice of one lemon. and now i'm going to have a tiny bit of coffee.

something has to work....

jason's home finally and we are going to go for a walk in 15 minutes.
i spraypainted my tennis shoes flouresecent orange and silver because they were so butt ugly as they were.
they are still butt ugly but not as bad butt ugly as they were.
i need to find some prettier colourful laces.

i really just need new tennis shoes but can't afford that.

 

 

4:08pm

i had to go back into my march journal to see when i got my period last. it was march 13th.
i hope i get it before the 13th of this month because this bloatation is massively uncomfortable.
maybe i should go buy some diuretics or something.
isn't vinegar a way to lose water? if i drink some vinegar?
i'm gonna google that and see.

ok, it seems everyone says cider vinegar. i don't have that, i don't think.
i just have ordinary old vinegar.
will that work?

how much of it should i drink?

*checks fridge*

i have distilled white vinegar and balsamic vinegar.

i also have a lemon. would drinking of the juice of that work, too?

2:16pm

Horoscope for Aries (April 8 2005)

Follow your intuition, and you won't go wrong. A past mistake may come back to haunt you. Maintain honesty and integrity, and you will overcome whatever you face.

and

A special day
Today, there are practically no transits of the swift moving planets to your natal chart ­ perhaps a good opportunity to go back to the long-ranging influences still effective at the moment. Of course it would make just as much sense to look ahead in order to prepare for the next long-term transit.
If you have a secret wish or an intention that you have been wanting to carry out for a long time, this would be the right day for it ­ especially if you want to be free of all kinds of influences to do it. However, decisions taken of your own accord are not written in the stars; perhaps you just want to relax today and simply be yourself.