april
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10:35pm
i took lots of cool campix tonight.
i'll get them up soon :)
it's 70 degrees out and super hot in my room. it feels like summer.
7:22pm
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4:07pm
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my neck is almost completely better,
and my cold is lessening.
soon i will be back to my old self!
i have missed some really warm days outside.
2:30am
i still cannot taste or smell anything,
tho, because of this cold.
i'm eating this raspberry sorbet and all i can tell about it is that it is
sweet. other than that, it has no favour.
the body is a strange thing.
i hate when the cam catches me in mid-chew and then i like retarded.
1:15am
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http://www.subservientchicken.com/
i love this thing! i thought the link to burger king was actually a joke! ha :)
i seriously played with it last night for almost 2 hours and for quite awhile i was actually fooled into thinking it actually might be live because every single command i put in, it would do.
lemme think now of all the things it will do that i told it to:
do the hustle, disco, dance to YMCA, wave to me, roll over, play dead, meditate, do kung fu, do tai chi, do ballet, paint, rub your tummy and pat your head, hit your head against the wall, trash the room, turn off the lights, go to the bathroom, stand on your head, sit, crow, vogue, run, skip, spin until your dizzy, strangle yourself, kill yourself, go to sleep, take a nap, take a break, pose, show me your ass, preen, hop on one foot, do the hokey pokey, touch your knees, poke your eye, drink a glass of water, smoke a cigarette, fly, do jumping jacks, pray, lay an egg, throw something, hide behind the couch, strut, do the worm, spank yourself
these are the ones i can remember from last night and i'm sure it knows more because sometimes it would do things that i didn't ask it to do, and i was trying to figure out what it was doing and what would be the typed command for that. it's so complex and really well done :)
i am enthralled with it. it is so devo. and so twisted. a man dressed up as a sexual female chicken, being subservient, to make you want to go to burger king and eat dead chickens. it's is truly screwed up. i love it but it's not going to get me to go to burger king.
let me know if you find out what else it will do :)