anagram 12.17.98
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pix of my butt clean clean clean a dream machine watching from the net as i
get a fill of the spill hey u wondering what if i did that for free well not
a chance fat ass man there's no way you'll pay anyway so why do i care u stare
what a waste of a day i could pay anyway gimme gimme lookie here dear a fear
a dreary way to find a pencil lead brain in your drain gotta run outta here
and get a real life where the faeries dance not a chance not a chance six pack
hear attack what's she got there quite a pair stare stare stare i'm feeling
shaky from the drake smack blackened eye why why why gotta cry in your beer
for the fear it'll grow into a big welting promise that u should b your mother
in that well u looked down long ago but not too far back u remember that when
u were young and u thought it was all there for a penny well not anymore little
s'more gotta wince everytime u say it pay it stay it fry it up on a bun til
it's done and get there with your fare fair maiden's dead red bled gimme head
jack heart attack man ya u know the one from the sun and it's dry gotta cry
for that measure no more i gotta score no more i gotta say no more i gotta play
your damn ass fuk game." well, i thought i was in a good mood until i wrote
that stream of consciousness! but now that i think of it i'm kinda edgy from
trying 2 figure out how 2 turn a boring days pictures of cleaning into an interesting
and funny anagram. the theme of today's anagram, in case u can't tell, is my
butt..just 'cause there was a lot of it today. i was finally folding my clothes
in my closet and during that time i was in a good mood. into the monotonous
comfort of folding. i was on a roll. my shirts are still covered in cat hair
from nova. probably will be years before it's all gone, if ever. then the rythym
of my day was abruptly ended by the fact i had 2 go pick up the desk i bought
last week. they had 2 order one from the warehouse. it's still in the box 2
b put together. and we have 2 move stuff around b 4 we're going 2 put it up.
i also bought this little end table that is so totally "space", i love it! it
doesn't really match anything in here 'cause it's chrome, but I LOVE CHROME
and wish everything in my house was that. the little table is made of three
tiered glass circles. reminds me of bubbles. my orb thing again. so i was in
a good mood when i came home with that and i was listening 2 really frooty pop
music as i put it together like brandy and george michael. then i tried 2 make
an interesting picture from 6 uninteresting pictures..and it started 2 aggravate
me 'cause i don't know how 2 make everything smooth like i'd like 2 yet. i can
just sort of cut and paste and add filters right now. i can't do anything like
shading yet or b really exact. so i kept having to erase everything i had done
and start over. it took me hours! and the end result is not really worth all
the effort i put in. but oh well, it's a learning experience. i have 2 get up
in 7 hours and i'm not even tired. in the morning jason and i are going 2 go
2 a spa! manicure, pedicure, massage and stuff! jason bought me a whole day
spa thing for my birthday last april. but i didn't want 2 go without him, and
they had a package deal for two people, so when it was his birthday a few months
later...i said i'd get him 2 go with me. so finally we r going. i hope it'll
be a totally good thing. i've never gone to something like this before and i'm
a bit nervous..'cause it's so expensive i want to b relaxed to take it all in
fully...but i'm not relaxed at all..which i suppose is the point of going 2
a spa. but i think i'm actually having spa anxiety, if that makes any sense.
like i'm scared i'll go and be tense the whole time and miss the whole part
of relaxing. like what if everyone there is really fake relaxed and fake friendly
and that will irritate me? what if i have 2 go 2 the bathroom in the middle
of the massage? something dumb like that. i'm so antisocial right now that i
don't even want a stranger around me at all. i want instant escape in case i
have an anxiety atack. what if i had an anxiety attack and had 2 go home? then
all that money would've been wasted. it's so stupid. i've never had anxiety
about something that is supposed 2 b relaxing! i feel ridiculous! i'll probably
come home and feel totally good and wish i could go back there everyday. u think
i am so uninhibited, but only if i'm in my own house or i'm drunk. i feel such
insecurity about people judging me..because that is what i get a lot. or maybe
i magnify it more than it is 'cause i'm so sensitive 2 it. like anxiety, for
example, is something that most people cannot deal with. not many people can
stay relaxed around an anxious person like me. they feel they have to snap me
out of it somehow, instead of just letting me be anxious. it's the pressure
of trying to snap out of anxiety as to not make other people anxious or uncomfortable
that makes me even more anxious. i'm afraid that my anxiety will overwhelm me
so much that i'll just start 2 convulse and throw up and scream right there.
then everyone will think i'm crazy and i'll have 2 live with the stigma that
i could snap at any time and b really gross in public. like people who have
epilepsy. that's what i feel i'll do. i saw someone do that once, and it scared
the crap out of me..i'm sorry 2 anyone reading this right now who might have
epilepsy! i don't want 2 do anything that is going 2 gross someone out and it
will remain in their memory haunting them for the rest of their life. why was
i so freaked out by that? i can't even think about it or type about it because
thinking about it right now in my state of anxiety is making my anxiety worse.
i thought if i typed it out it would purge me of my fear. but it's not going
to work that way right now. i don't feel any better because i wrote it down.
maybe because i didn't type out every last detail. but i don't want 2 type out
every last detail..it's too time consuming and horrid. god i'm weird. sorry
this anagram is such a downer! and here i thought it'd be a kinda funny anagram
about my butt! oh well. such is life and my constant changing moods. in 1/2
an hour i'll probably be fine and feel completely stupid that i wrote this.
i don't even know if it's worth it 2 put this anagram up, but i'll do it anyway
'cause it was so time consuming to make it, and maybe it's a good thing..who
the heck knows? whatever! p.s. ok...now it's an hour later and i still feel
anxious...but at least i drew a better picture of how i feel. so i've added
that "littlestaticnothings" pic. now i feel this anagram isn't AS stupid. i
can hear the wind howling through the cracks of my windows. 3am. jason's asleep.
dogs are asleep. wish i was. gonna crawl into bed and fall asleep 2 cable. want
need/comfort/soft lights/soft blankets/soft sounds. no more humming computers.
harsh monitor light, flourescent light..wind whistling. drinking mountain dew.
no fucking wonder i'm edgy. p.p.s. ok, now it's an hour later..4am..gotta b
up in 5 hours. i was so unsatisfied with the pictures from today that i added
the red "exhibit" signs 2 them. NOW i feel much better! that was a new trick
i didn't know how to do until now :) because i've added that,i feel now that
if u saw the pictures away from the text of this anagram, u would understand
the humour. and that's all i was frickin TRYING 2 get across, but somehow wasn't
until now (in my mind). SO, i think i can finally relax and say that this anagram
is indeed worth 2 put up now.